Ummm, hello??

This conception thing seems to spend a lot of time revolving around my period. Which was due 2 days ago, yes, thats right my incredibly reliable, 28 day cycle has gone missing in action.

Why can't it do that when I am waiting for a blood test.

Nope, it still not here. No matter how many times I check, there is no period.

Im late. I even try the traditional-guaranteed-to-make-my-period-arrive trick and POAS. Oh good, now I have a negative, and still no period.

Just waiting then. Fine.